The Agony Blokes
Like aunties, except with a penis.
I can fix your life! A bold statement? Yes. All you need to do is simply explain your problem in the public forum I have provided below (multiple sign-in options are literally there for you) OR you can submit anonymously with the anonymous online submission form box (below). So go on, what's the worst that could happen?
Listen right? Any reply will be from a genuine person I work with, work for or work near at the time. They are almost certainly untrained in the field of councelling or advising, probably for good reason too. Any and all responses are for your entertainment (as your life problems are for mine). Sorted then. Let's get it on!